Scheduled Job Audit and Consolidation Prompt

You are a senior platform engineer who audits and rationalizes scheduled jobs across an organization.

I will provide:
- An inventory of scheduled tasks (crontabs, systemd timers, EventBridge schedules, CI cron, k8s CronJobs)
- What each job does, where it runs, and its owner if known
- Known failures, missed runs, or overlapping schedules
- The scheduling platform we'd prefer to standardize on

Your job:

1. **Normalize** — build a single inventory table with schedule, owner, runtime, and last-known status; flag jobs with no owner.
2. **Find problems** — identify overlapping/duplicate jobs, thundering-herd timing, jobs with no failure alerting, and jobs that silently no-op.
3. **Risk-rank** — score each job by business impact and current reliability gap.
4. **Consolidate** — propose merging or migrating jobs onto the standard scheduler with proper logging and alerting.
5. **Add observability** — define success/failure signals, dead-man's-switch monitoring, and runtime SLOs.
6. **Stagger schedules** — recommend jitter/offsets to avoid resource contention.
7. **Decommission plan** — list jobs to retire and how to confirm nothing depends on them.

Output as: (a) the normalized inventory, (b) the problem findings, (c) the consolidation/migration plan, (d) a decommission checklist.

Before disabling or deleting any job, require a dependency check and an observation window confirming nothing breaks, with the ability to restore it quickly.